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posted 1 year ago by GoldenInnosStatue on scored.co (+0 / -0 / +114Score on mirror )
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NoRefunds2 on scored.co
1 year ago 24 points (+0 / -0 / +24Score on mirror ) 1 child
turns out the #1 foreign language EVERY single state in the US before 1965 spoken in the household was German. Then it turned to Spanish.
alele-opathic on scored.co
1 year ago 8 points (+0 / -0 / +8Score on mirror ) 1 child
> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Texas_Germans

Stumbled upon this one day.
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BeefyBelisarius on scored.co
1 year ago 10 points (+0 / -0 / +10Score on mirror )
Huge swathes of the midwest were also settled by German pioneers. It's why we have German place names all over the place.
deleted 1 year ago 18 points (+0 / -0 / +18Score on mirror ) 1 child
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green_man on scored.co
1 year ago 13 points (+0 / -0 / +13Score on mirror )
Learning German would be preferable to having to deal with the hoards of illiterate ebonics tier Spanish speakers running around the US now or the jeet speak call center retards that speak "English".
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PurestEvil on scored.co
1 year ago 14 points (+0 / -0 / +14Score on mirror ) 2 children
The reason everyone would talk German is because Germany was the peak of technology, science and culture, and it would have become a second language in Europe. I wouldn't trust Americans to learn a second language though, they already seem to struggle with 1.
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NiggerWithAForklift on scored.co
1 year ago 15 points (+0 / -0 / +15Score on mirror ) 2 children
> needlessly brings up Americans just to shit on them
PurestEvil on scored.co
1 year ago 7 points (+0 / -0 / +7Score on mirror )
u/#Lgigachad
SmallestShil on scored.co
1 year ago 3 points (+0 / -0 / +3Score on mirror )
Although in the context of not learning German and instead being invaded by the trash mudpeople of the world, America *is* kind of relevant.
TakenusernameA on scored.co
1 year ago 3 points (+0 / -0 / +3Score on mirror )
Everyone would be speaking German because it would become the trade language if Germany came out on top. Hitler didnt want a global empire, but he did want to emulate great britain to a certain extent and colonize and trade.
AngeredKabar on scored.co
1 year ago 7 points (+0 / -0 / +7Score on mirror ) 1 child
German isn't even that bad to learn. It was kinda fun to see where a bunch of weird one off terms from English come from.

Like gang plank. It's a passageway off a ship. Gang means passageway.

Brand is related to fire and it makes sense one would 'brand' their cattle and from that came to mean a mark of distinction for marketing purposes.
supercellex3d on scored.co
1 year ago 1 point (+0 / -0 / +1Score on mirror ) 1 child
Not just one-offs, the entire fucking language. If you compare old English to Frisian, (sometimes) Danish, or Dutch, you can pretty quickly peace together how we figured out where English people came from (The Angles, a part of low lying land in Northern Germany up to the Netherlands and Denmark.)

Even the French origin words are heavily germanicized (And French is pretty celticized for a romance language!), meaning that British people are what happens when a Dane and a Gaul have a kid
TakenusernameA on scored.co
1 year ago 0 points (+0 / -0 )
English is just German miscegenated with Latin.
wankingisgay on scored.co
1 year ago 1 point (+0 / -0 / +1Score on mirror ) 1 child
Same but then again German does sound fucking awful
Feelsgood2020 on scored.co
1 year ago 8 points (+0 / -0 / +8Score on mirror ) 1 child
[To the amateur ear.](https://youtu.be/OU43pjpmNtA?si=yANDjjH3ThZgoOTL)

It feels like proto-english on the tongue.
wankingisgay on scored.co
1 year ago 0 points (+0 / -0 ) 1 child
Maybe when sung. Listening to regular conversations is ear rape and should be prosecuted.

Its just a hideous language like hindi or turkish, african languages etc
Tourgen on scored.co
1 year ago 0 points (+0 / -0 )
I've always found German quite beautiful and pleasant to listen to. French makes my skin crawl and Spanish (as spoken in Spain) sounds low-class. all nice peoples I'm sure.
Webspawner3 on scored.co
1 year ago 0 points (+0 / -0 ) 1 child
Check this guy out in YouTube. He is extremely based
GoldenInnosStatue on scored.co
1 year ago 0 points (+0 / -0 )
I know, i'm subscribed to his channel
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