\> Member of the most heavily armed demographic in the world
\> Constantly masquerades as uber masculine All-American bad boy
\> Fake Southern accent
\> "MUH FOOTBALL"
\> Will ONLY attend Trump approved political events
\> Believes political events that aren't Trump approved are set ups by feds
\> Constantly circle jerks to Tesla vandalization videos
\> "The left is violent!"
\> Goes to Trump rally
\> Crowd of 300 Trump supporters gets encircled by 10 antifa
\> Gets hit in the head with Starbucks cup filled with poop
\> Does nothing
\> Takes selfie and posts it to twitter