Eye contact? Wtf is eye contact? How long do I look at her before I look away? Should I just stare her down?
How much effort should I put into my appearance? I don't give a fuck and my styling reflects this.
Wtf do women talk about? I know nothing about them. Wtf?! HELP
if she doesn't like it, then you dodged a bullet
if she does like it, then carry on