Eye contact? Wtf is eye contact? How long do I look at her before I look away? Should I just stare her down?
How much effort should I put into my appearance? I don't give a fuck and my styling reflects this.
Wtf do women talk about? I know nothing about them. Wtf?! HELP
I'm pretty jacked. That's probably my only redeeming physical quality.
>ideally something with a bit of patterning rather than a single flat color unless you're so good looking that you want all attention drawn to your face immediately
Shit.