Oy vey! Don't you know that you actually cannot know any reality, says (((Kant))), don't you know that everything you know is just your sexual childhood subconscious says (((Freud))), don't you know that hierarchy is merely oppression says (((Marx))), don't you know that any problem can be solved by endless pilpul says (((Engels))), oy vey why do people hate us great philosophers, we kickstarted the (((Enlightenment))) and laid the foundation for (((psychology))), we wuz Aristoteles n shieeet!