“Cyclists”
(wsvn.com)
"CYCLISTS could be here" he thought, "I've never been in this neighborhood before. There could be CYCLISTS anywhere." The cool wind felt good against his bare chest. "I HATE CYCLISTS" he thought. Sweet Dreams are Made of These reverberated his entire car, making it pulsate even as the $9 wine circulated through his powerful thick veins and washed away his (merited) fear of two-wheeled minorities after dark. "With a car, you can go anywhere you want" he said to himself, out loud.