Muh paganism
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And the Norse Pagan Heaven (or at least one of them) is just eternal war every day, which honestly sounds more like a layer of Hell, and technically it probably is, most of the Pagan "paradises" were still located in their respective Hells, even the ancient Hebrews believed the good went to a Hell of the Just (which is now called Limbo in Catholicism), where there wasnt any suffering, but also no presence of God.