Pick up a random book. 'Praveeti Parjani is a princess deposed from her throne by the evil Samial Heidenreich. Taking back her country will be no small feat, even with her ancestral magic and centuries of weapons training from her previous incarnation as an elveeni warrior general, but the more she fights against the minions of Samial, the more she finds herself falling for his dark allure. Perhaps the greatest weapon against this foe, is an unbreakable love.' Written by Curry Gupta. Critic Shekel Goldbergentsein raves 'I give this two thumbs right up my own ass.'