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**The Germans, they were tattooing the arms of all the prisoners at Camp Auschwitz-Birkenau. They started with the women and children, first. They tested the tattoo gun by tattooing the rectum of the pregnant Black women at the camps, to make sure it worked.

After, they moved to women who previously held HR positions...one by one, until they got to me. Just as they were about to tattoo the next two digits on my forearm, the Americans arrived in their tanks...the tank broke down the wall.

The Germans dropped their tattoo gun at that very moment, when it was revealed that Steven Spielberg was driving the tank. As the dust settled, hundreds of Black and Indian software engineers flooded the room, rifles ready, to save the Jewish prisoners. The Germans agreed, on the spot, that their future grand daughters should be raped by Middle Eastern aliens, as they dropped to the ground.

It sounds impossible, but it happened.**