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AgnosticTemplar on scored.co
1 year ago 13 points (+0 / -0 / +13Score on mirror ) 1 child
There really needs to be a law against naming anything 'milk' that doesn't come from a mammal's teat.
Vlad_The_Impaler on scored.co
1 year ago 3 points (+0 / -0 / +3Score on mirror ) 1 child
What the fuck is RFK Jr. doing anyways? That babbling retard is useless. I thought he was going to ban fluoride in our water? Get that tard out of the tanning bed and back to work. Trump appointed a bunch of imbeciles again and MAGAtards lap it up like a dog slops up vomit at a frat party.
Dps1879 on scored.co
1 year ago 0 points (+0 / -0 )
Idiocracy is real
Brannvesen on scored.co
1 year ago 7 points (+0 / -0 / +7Score on mirror ) 2 children
Question is, how do they milk them? Because that method has to be cheaper than a milk machine milking cows, which is very cheap per liter of cow milk produced.

Any form of traditional milking, i.e pulling something or touching them or whatever, heck even using sound that makes them milk themselves would be insanely time consuming and expensive with just a few drops from each cockroach.

I imagine a scenario were they crawl around on a large metal board, drop some milk, among their own feces and piss and whatever shit is on their shell, all ending up in the milk which is drained, or maybe they just crush them and take all that liquid as "milk" including blood, feces and parasite riddled shells.

Whatever liquid they extract, I doubt it'll qualify as "milk". And somehow it has to be many times cheaper than cow milk, although sold for the same price. It's (((beyond meat))) allover again, 60 times cheaper to produce yet sold for the same price as real met.
AngeredKabar on scored.co
1 year ago 8 points (+0 / -0 / +8Score on mirror )
They grind up the larvae.

My opinion is the soyentists that discovered this need to be lined up against a wall.
Dps1879 on scored.co
1 year ago 2 points (+0 / -0 / +2Score on mirror )
They step on them. The white juicy life giving milk is excreted then.
Erase99 on scored.co
1 year ago 6 points (+0 / -0 / +6Score on mirror )
I'm sure The Science(TM) used solid methodology, not a bizarre scheme designed only to produce a result approved of by world leftism. And I highly doubt The Science's(TM) study is a victim of the replication crisis (the ongoing phenomenon in science where the results of many scientific "studies" are impossible to reproduce).
deleted 1 year ago 5 points (+0 / -0 / +5Score on mirror ) 1 child
JesusSupporter33 on scored.co
1 year ago 3 points (+0 / -0 / +3Score on mirror )
They'll just drink premium milk from their private farms then say they drank cockroach milk.
Knight_Of_Saint_John on scored.co
1 year ago 5 points (+0 / -0 / +5Score on mirror )
I'm not eating any turks
ImBillCurtis on scored.co
1 year ago 4 points (+0 / -0 / +4Score on mirror ) 1 child
Huh. Didn’t know invertebrates were mammals now.
JesusSupporter33 on scored.co
1 year ago 5 points (+0 / -0 / +5Score on mirror )
I think they're talking about jewess milk. It does say cockroach.
Crockett on scored.co
1 year ago 4 points (+0 / -0 / +4Score on mirror )
Let's play "Guess the sleight of hand!"

I'm guessing they picked one nutrient among many possible options (I'm guessing protein) looked at just that one, and ignored all other health, hygiene, and bioavailability factors, and dismissed any possible unforeseeable long term effects, to declare that by this one isolated metric, blended cockroach is "more nutritious" than cow's milk.
derkevevin on scored.co
1 year ago 1 point (+0 / -0 / +1Score on mirror )
My reaction:

https://files.catbox.moe/rmdhf2.mp3
FuckMcNuggets on scored.co
1 year ago 1 point (+0 / -0 / +1Score on mirror )
I have absolutely zero idea if this is a joke or not
deleted 1 year ago 1 point (+0 / -0 / +1Score on mirror ) 1 child
Vlad_The_Impaler on scored.co
1 year ago 0 points (+0 / -0 )
https://bugjuice.com/
Vlad_The_Impaler on scored.co
1 year ago 1 point (+0 / -0 / +1Score on mirror )
I thought this was a meme but i looked it up and there really are some kind of beetles that secrete some kind of milk for the baby beetles and some weirdo scientist that made it the focus of her career.
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