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Consoom Product. [Satire] (media.scored.co)
posted 1 year ago by LordGrimTheInvincibl on scored.co (+0 / -0 / +38Score on mirror )
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steele2 on scored.co
1 year ago 20 points (+0 / -0 / +20Score on mirror ) 3 children
I used to be shocked and confused about how niggers fill their shopping carts with trash.

I'd try to understand what meals they could make with Pop-Tarts, Honey Buns, chocolate milk and Peanut Butter Cups.

I buy meat, rice, beans, milk, spices, vegetables, fruit.

They buy Oreos, corn chips, ice-cream, candy and soda.

Then, one day, it occurred to me: the junk food in their carts is just the snaks they eat between buying breakfast, lunch and dinner from fast food goy-slop "restaurants".

Monkey isn't interested in eating healthy, saving for their future, the discipline of a budget, self improvement or caring for their children. They just consoom until there is nothing left. They spend their welfare on goyslop.

I didn't think my opinion of niggers could be any lower.

I was wrong.
Brannvesen on scored.co
1 year ago 9 points (+0 / -0 / +9Score on mirror )
And those who aren't fat, have all been to prison were they eat somewhat healthy and spend most of their days at the prison gym.
LordGrimTheInvincibl on scored.co
1 year ago 0 points (+0 / -0 )
Yeah. They would be healthier back in africa.

Now, look at my soldier artwork!

https://www.newgrounds.com/art/view/goldenweaveanimation/footman
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BlueDrache on scored.co
1 year ago 9 points (+0 / -0 / +9Score on mirror ) 1 child
$200 worth of junk.

Absolute shit. Anything prepackaged is absolute slop.

I work nights. I'm sitting home right now after my shift rendering a pound of bacon down for breakfast when I wake up. And I'll have delicious bacon fat for cooking eggs ... sauteing onions, celery, green peppers and carrots for a bean soup ... smearing on bread as a smalec for grilled cheese instead of butter. I have about 1/2 pound of pork chops almost thawed for frying before work ... two thin chops go with, two in the fridge for noms when I get home.

Sides are frozen vegetables and/or rice. Currently, I have a homemade dahl (with an Italian spice layout because curry makes my pits stink) that I'm using as my side dish that looks like Chinese fried rice.
LordGrimTheInvincibl on scored.co
1 year ago 0 points (+0 / -0 )
Good for you Bluedrache. Making your own meals is a lost art. If you where a gell, you would make a good wife.

Anyway, I drew a footman, look!

https://www.newgrounds.com/art/view/goldenweaveanimation/footman
KyleIsThisTall on scored.co
1 year ago 7 points (+0 / -0 / +7Score on mirror )
not a single scrap of food
FrensInLowPlaces on scored.co
1 year ago 3 points (+0 / -0 / +3Score on mirror ) 1 child
So much sugar and sodium.
LordGrimTheInvincibl on scored.co
1 year ago 1 point (+0 / -0 / +1Score on mirror )
SOY-dee-um.

You wish it was sugar, that is "corn" "syrup".

Anyway, do you like my footman?

https://www.newgrounds.com/art/view/goldenweaveanimation/footman
GoldenInnosStatue on scored.co
1 year ago 1 point (+0 / -0 / +1Score on mirror )
you know how much saurkraut i can buy with 200$?

and this fucking NIGGER bought literal NIGFEED with the money he didn't earn
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LordGrimTheInvincibl on scored.co
1 year ago 0 points (+0 / -0 ) 2 children
Alright dweebs, I DEMAND attention. My jewtube channel has been at only 42 subscribers for far too long, and my discord needs more than ~200 members. I command thee to click my links below and subscribe. NOW.



https://youtube.com/@MawsParasite2

https://discord.com/invite/tmPmg9cjpx
ScallionPancake on scored.co
1 year ago 1 point (+0 / -0 / +1Score on mirror )
You won’t find it here
WEFFaggotsMustDie on scored.co
1 year ago 1 point (+0 / -0 / +1Score on mirror ) 1 child
Fuck off and NYPA.

There ain't much more than 42 users here, depending on the number of fag alts and sockpuppets. Also practise opsec - I have a channel with over 20k subs but I'll be damned if ANYONE will ever pin this account to it. This is where I go when I want to shout into the ether without my shit getting banned.
LordGrimTheInvincibl on scored.co
1 year ago 0 points (+0 / -0 ) 1 child
How did you get so big? Grant me your wisdom so I may see the path to getting 1,000 subscribers.
BlueDrache on scored.co
1 year ago 3 points (+0 / -0 / +3Score on mirror ) 1 child
Don't fucking beg for views like a nigger.
LordGrimTheInvincibl on scored.co
1 year ago 0 points (+0 / -0 ) 1 child
There is no other ways to get views in this day and age. There is no other way to grow a platform anymore. Hell, there arguably is no other way to build a platform even back then.

The loudest birdie chick is the one who gets fed.

Do you fathom what I am communicating?
BlueDrache on scored.co
1 year ago 0 points (+0 / -0 ) 1 child
Aye ... but do you fathom what I said? You get no views because you're an annoying nigger with the begging. Most, in fact, go so far as to block you and you'll *never* get views that way.

I, for one, categorically refuse to click your links because of the begging.

I also left /c/WizardDuels because of it.
BlackPillBot on scored.co
1 year ago 0 points (+0 / -0 )
Two of my biggest problems with foodstamps. You can buy all kinds of trash with them, and they aren’t given to those who actually need, and value them. The only thing I miss from the gubment is that gubment cheese. 😁
detransthrowaway on scored.co
1 year ago 0 points (+0 / -0 )
This person is making zero effort to actually save money. Even if you continue to eat goyslop, you can get a Red Baron pizza, a full pizza that you can make in like 30 minutes, which gives you some 15 grams of protein per slice, probably more if you eat pepperoni, for maybe five to seven bucks. You can buy stacks of tortillas for under four dollars, and you can even just buy flour to get them even cheaper because it's just flour and water, and you can put stuff on them and even make them into tacos or something, which are full of calories and will keep you full for a good while. Even buying some terrible frozen chicken will provide you with far more nutrition than this grocery cart will. The milk visible in the back of the cart is the closest thing to food in its presence.
Curomo on scored.co
1 year ago 0 points (+0 / -0 )
u/Trolulz has been reported to Dr Kennedy & recommended for internment in the fat camps.
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