Consume Product

See that's the plan, after people get annoyed by the ads, they will sell a $1/mo subscription to have an ad free experience. Of that $1, $0.30 goes to schlomos bank as transaction fee.

Then repeat, and ads will show up on the paid plan, just slightly less ads. But don't worry, you can upgrade your basic $1/mo plan to a $5/mo premium plan to skip ads entirely.

Before you know it, you'll have a $200/mo subscription just to avoid getting bombarded with ads that have no business being in a car in the first place. And if you don't pay, the amount of ads will be so high that the car is practically undriveable. The free ads will all be porn and gambling ads, some will include malware.

But don't worry, for another $50/mo you'll get antivirus software for your car. 🤡🌎

And so it goes on.