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SicilianOmega on scored.co
1 year ago9 points(+0/-0/+9Score on mirror)2 children
Week 1: Masturbation machines. Students will learn how jews has their dicks attached to cow milking machines until they died.
Week 2: Tom & Jerry execution methods. Students will learn about the hole in the wall and the bending shotgun.
Week 3: Bugs Bunny execution methods. Students will learn how the Nazis killed jews by tricking them into smoking sticks of dynamite disguised as cigars.
Week 4: Super Mario World execution methods. Students will learn how Nazis forced jews to jump between moving platforms above a pool of lava, while dodging moving walls that would crush them. If they made it, they were fed to a real, live dragon.
Week 5: Indiana Jones execution methods. Students will learn how the Nazis killed jews with a giant boulder that was rolled over them, moving knives that came out of the walls, and snakes. Why does it always have to be snakes?
Students will also learn that Adolf Hitler (real name: Moshe Shicklgruber) was elected for absolutely no reason at all, and that he only hated jews because he had a smol pee pee and jewesses wouldn't date him.
This is basically what Weimarican (((holocaust education))) boils down to. Its either completely made up (like German Camp guards tossing jewish infants into the air for target practice) or outright projection (like the claims that Mengle was performing tranny surgeries on jews in camps).
Week 2: Tom & Jerry execution methods. Students will learn about the hole in the wall and the bending shotgun.
Week 3: Bugs Bunny execution methods. Students will learn how the Nazis killed jews by tricking them into smoking sticks of dynamite disguised as cigars.
Week 4: Super Mario World execution methods. Students will learn how Nazis forced jews to jump between moving platforms above a pool of lava, while dodging moving walls that would crush them. If they made it, they were fed to a real, live dragon.
Week 5: Indiana Jones execution methods. Students will learn how the Nazis killed jews with a giant boulder that was rolled over them, moving knives that came out of the walls, and snakes. Why does it always have to be snakes?
Students will also learn that Adolf Hitler (real name: Moshe Shicklgruber) was elected for absolutely no reason at all, and that he only hated jews because he had a smol pee pee and jewesses wouldn't date him.