Let’s get Lack of History Month started right with a song celebrating our favorite species of humanity.
# [Chirp! Chirp!](https://jmp.sh/sowM6uzP)
I’m a lonely little object that lives up on the ceiling!
All day I watch Jamal I wish that he could hear me!
I chirp and beep to tell him my battery is dying!
This nigger just ignores my cry; I wish that I was lying!
Chirp! Chirp! Jamal notice me!
Your house could burn down! You need to fix me!
Chirp! Chirp! Jamal I’m up here!
You stupid nigger! Why can’t you hear?
He has a large bike collection, and a hot sauce obsession
His body odor makes me wish I didn’t have scent detection
Please Jamal, hear my chirps or my beeps will get bigger
Eventually I’ll stop chirping and just call you a nigger!
Chirp! Chirp! Jamal notice me!
Your house could burn down! You need to fix me!
Chirp! Chirp! Jamal I’m up here!
You stupid nigger! Why can’t you hear?
Thank you for the laugh TallestSkil.
u/#peped
Edit:
Will contribute my own parody, but about the jeets instead.
>Uncle Noticer walks confidently down the streets,
>With the brim pulled way down low,
>Ain't no sound but the sound of the jeet,
>Jeet yeeters ready to go,
>Are you ready, hey, are you ready for this?
>Are you hanging on the edge of your seat?
>Out of the doorway, the jeet gets yeeted…
>To the sound of the beat, yeah!
>Another jeet gets the yeet,
>Another jeet gets the yeet,
>And another jeet yeeted, and another jeet yeeted,
>Another jeet gets the yeet, yeah!
>Hey, I'm gonna yeet you too!
>ANOTHER JEET GETS THE YEET!