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Let’s get Lack of History Month started right with a song celebrating our favorite species of humanity.

# [Chirp! Chirp!](https://jmp.sh/sowM6uzP)

    I’m a lonely little object that lives up on the ceiling!
    All day I watch Jamal I wish that he could hear me!
    I chirp and beep to tell him my battery is dying!
    This nigger just ignores my cry; I wish that I was lying!

    Chirp! Chirp! Jamal notice me!
    Your house could burn down! You need to fix me!
    Chirp! Chirp! Jamal I’m up here!
    You stupid nigger! Why can’t you hear?

    He has a large bike collection, and a hot sauce obsession
    His body odor makes me wish I didn’t have scent detection
    Please Jamal, hear my chirps or my beeps will get bigger
    Eventually I’ll stop chirping and just call you a nigger!

    Chirp! Chirp! Jamal notice me!
    Your house could burn down! You need to fix me!
    Chirp! Chirp! Jamal I’m up here!
    You stupid nigger! Why can’t you hear?