Boomers struggling to understand how to setup their mega jewed tv with the latest mega jewed nonsense so they can keep watching the same old mega jewed news are a sight to behold.
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1 year ago23 points(+0/-0/+23Score on mirror)2 children
Jewvision ain't gonna set itself up. The only time I talk to my grandson is when I need help getting my new talmudvision set up. He says he's having a hard time paying rent but I just let him know hes gotta work smarter. I gave him 50 cents as payment though for helping so hopefully he can take a nice girl out for an ice cream and bowling and still have some left over to take a cab home.
1 year ago10 points(+0/-0/+10Score on mirror)1 child
A boomer was bragging to me how he used to be able to mow one lawn and make enough money to go to a major league baseball game, buy a hot dog and soda, pay for the train ride there and back.
Now boomers only want to pay you $40 to mow the lawn and a baseball ticket costs $300 to sit so far away your nose bleeds.
🤣 seriously though, have you been around any senior women lately. It’s sad. I swear when I see how my mother watches the jewbox, it’s crazy. She lit trolly spends more time scrolling the guide to find something she “wants” to watch, only to put it on and have to watch 3-5 minutes of commercials which are mostly made up of new land whale, sodomite, and SSRIs drugs to try. If it’s not that, it’s an add with troons, and interracial couples in it. Oh, and the latest thing I’ve noticed in the last few years is their are constant ads that stay on the whole time you’re actually watching the program you settle own inbetween guide scrolling and commercials that take up at least an eighth of the screen. It’s unreal. Another thing I almost forgot about is that many of these networks slightly speed up the programs, and/or run the credits overlaid on top of the end of the program to fit in even more commercials. WTF?!? I don’t know how my mother does it. I don’t know how anyone does it?!?
Its just pacifying noise and flashing lights. My parents aren't able to sit and talk without basically constantly scrolling the guide and having the tv on. They will sit and just watch the commercials too, like glued to the screen for hours. This has been getting steadily worse for years.
Talmudvision is the most obvious example of how fucked up our culture is. People just pay to sit there and watch degenerate garbage and ads and they get upset if its interrupted. I constantly turn their TV off and they just keep turning it back on. They are incapable of doing something other than TV every single day and night.
Now boomers only want to pay you $40 to mow the lawn and a baseball ticket costs $300 to sit so far away your nose bleeds.
Talmudvision is the most obvious example of how fucked up our culture is. People just pay to sit there and watch degenerate garbage and ads and they get upset if its interrupted. I constantly turn their TV off and they just keep turning it back on. They are incapable of doing something other than TV every single day and night.