A dude I was drinking with drew up the blueprints for a time traveling mechanism. It's a phone booth shaped thing you get inside and then are blasted with 'ultra-freak' sound. Frequency? Apparently these 'ultra-freaks' will cause a gravitational void that will propel you and the object through space time. He was getting real into it.
Like bro you're a fucking package handler at fedex. gtfo.