If bird flu is going to be the next big thing, here's your innoculation against the viral threat.
* Viruses don't exist. Go ahead and try to find an actual image of them. All you'll see are "fragments" or pieces of them. You were brainwashed into believing they exist.
* ALL the diseases that we blame viruses on are actually parasites. Proof: Take anti-parasitic medicines, and the "viruses" vanish.
* Viral infections are NOT transmissible. There has been experimentation done with the Spanish Flu that shows that healthy people do NOT get sick from sick people. You CANNOT catch the flu from someone sick with the flu.
* If you are worried about getting sick, don't. People who catch colds and flus do not get cancer. Look it up. Ask cancer patients you know the last time they had a bad cold or flu. Cancers are likely parasitic in nature as well.
* Finally, anyone who says that disease can be transmitted without symptoms (asymptomatic transmission) is lying to you. Whatever test they come up to prove that you have the disease is wrong. Bayes Theorem even states that if you test positive for a rare disease, you still don't have that diseases. Look it up.
If you are concerned about getting sick, here's a fool-proof plan to survive.
1. Don't take any medicines at all. Stop taking ibuprofen and acetaminophen (tylenol) and aspirin. It is proven that these drugs make you sicker for longer, and more prone to get sick in the future. IE, if you break a bone, don't take pain medications. You'll heal faster and stronger if you don't.
2. Eat healthy foods that you cook at home from natural ingredients. The stuff you buy at Wal-Mart is not natural. "Organic" is a lie. Start growing your own food. Do NOT use fertilizers, herbicides or pesticides, and do NOT till the ground. Heck, experiment with not even pulling weeds and see what happens over the years.
3. A REALLY EASY protein to grow yourself is chickens. You can buy cheap feed for them, plus you can feed them table scraps. They love to hunt insects too. Sheep / Goats are pretty easy as well, and don't break the bank.
4. EXERCISE is vital. If you do nothing else, spend hours walking outdoors everyday. Manual labor is best but lift weights also.
5. FEED YOUR SPIRIT too. Read the Bible, pray, and spend time quietly pondering or meditating every day. Nourish the relationships with your loved ones and try to relieve all stress at the source.
Doing all the above, you MAY still get sick, but this is not a bad thing. Your body will naturally respond to your situation optimally. Getting sick during the changing seasons is part of that response. So are allergies. (Don't take allergy medicine -- you will get used to it.)
Lactose intolerance is solved by drinking a little milk every day. (Don't tell non-whites this.)
TURN OFF THE TV
TELL PEOPLE TO TURN OFF THE TV
TELL THEM IT IS ALL A LIE
