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How It's Going (files.catbox.moe)
posted 1 year ago by Needmorepopcorn on scored.co (+0 / -0 / +32Score on mirror )
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Brannvesen on scored.co
1 year ago 7 points (+0 / -0 / +7Score on mirror ) 2 children
The negro santa is an israeli knockoff of Santa Claus. Negro santa comes, not via the chimney but via your basement window. Negro santa speaks a weird language nobody really understands, apart from the curses, negro santa also likes fried chicken and water melon. But it doesn't matter if you put it out for him or not, because he'll steal your kids bicycle and disappear either way.

If you catch him red handed, he'll cry shiiiieeeettt, or "I dindu nuffin" while trying to eat fried chicken and a water melon. If you go to his house, there's gonna be 50 other stolen bicycles in his front yard, because negro santa don't steal based on need like a regular thief, it's all impulse.
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Erase99 on scored.co
1 year ago 2 points (+0 / -0 / +2Score on mirror )
He's represented pro bono (as he has no funds) by the law firm of Cohen, Garfunkle, and Cohen, so don't try suing. Also, the sleigh he's driving that was reported as stolen is his cousin's, and he never saw the hi-point 9mm with the serial number filed off that's in the glove box.
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Needmorepopcorn on scored.co
1 year ago 1 point (+0 / -0 / +1Score on mirror )
He steals while you're sleeping, He steals while you're awake.
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