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Diwali? From what I know about Hindu culture, that’s the closest in meaning and importance to Christmas, but it’s usually in the fall so the two should never really clash.

I don’t really care about them celebrating it in that case as long as they’ll let me have my Christmas — at this point in my life I’ll take any excuse to make merry because otherwise, anger and frustration will eat you alive.

Kikes on the other hand can eat a bag of dicks if they want to take a piss and call me racist or antisemitic for enjoying the season. Eat your damn matzo balls and STFU.