"Always on your damn phone"
(media.scored.co)
1., 2., 4., 6. applies for me. Sadly I had to wear a rag and do coof tests for the corporation I worked for, once every 1-2 weeks. But 0 shots because I'm not a spineless idiot. They did punish me for my dissidents, and I was days away from quitting, but then they gave me a 33% raise and from there on I worked from home.