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Jews don't want you to be strong enough to move 20 foot long pikes around by yourself without oxen.

1. Dig a post hole about 3 feet deep.

2. Impale jew laterally on the ground

3. Tie rope to top of pike. Multiple ropes is better to balance pike later.

4. Maneuver bottom of pike into post hole at an angle

5. When bottom is wedged in, use rope to stand up the pike. Pull pike up 45 degrees and tie off

6. maneuver other rope and tie off in opposite direction, leaving slack.

7. Return to first rope, untie, continue until pike is vertical and plum.

Now of course this is easier with about 3 men per pike.

You have to be in good physical shape to conduct a proper impalement. It's hard work. That's why lazier men do hangings, firing squads or guillotines. But I tell ya, the hard work pays off. No other execution is quite as magnificent as a proper impalement. Justice is served!

And of course the kind of people who would want to censor and ban fitness and physical conditioning for men are likely the same people who belong on these pikes.