Consume Product

I just finished listening to a little podcast about depopulation. When you look at it from the stratosphere, you realize that the people perpetrating this crime upon the modern world are ridiculously evil. Like, there is literally no fictional evil character I can think of that even approach the level of evil of the people who composed this plan.

They got the idea, surprise surprise, from ancient scriptures. See, in the extra-biblical texts, it turns out that God punished the people at the time of Noah not because they were all flaming homosexuals, but because they were castrating their population. It would've become impossible to have kids. Noah and his three sons and their wives had to watch as God destroyed humanity before they destroyed themselves.

I'm going to say this once and for all: If you do not put ALL of your energy into finding a spouse, getting married, and having as many kids as physically possible, you are the problem. I hope you get bred out of existence. I hope you end your family line. Maybe one day one of my great grandkids might find your tombstone or grave marker and write a line in a spreadsheet with your name, date of birth and date of death, but that is all that will be left of you.

There is literally NOTHING more important than procreation. Everything takes second priority to this, even the extermination of evil on this planet. As someone once said: Do not be ashamed of birthing dragon slayers in a world of dragons. If you take it upon yourself to fight this great evil, then do NOT shirk your duty to create the next generation. One takes priority over the other. You can fight wars as an older man who has twenty kids, and you'll be that much more invested in winning than if you were a single man "hoping" to one day find a spouse and make lots of babies.

The conversation with your future spouse will go something like this:

* "I want to get married to you."
* "Me too."
* "We're going to spend all of our time and effort having lots and lots of sex and making lots and lots of babies and then raising those babies to get married and have lots and lots of sex and lots and lots of babies."
* "OK, that's kind of creepy, but I like it."
* "I know this is going to be the most difficult thing we have ever done in our entire lives, but it is going to be worth it. We are going to finally find some rest as old people and what little free time and wealth we have earned will be spent visiting our great great grandkids."
* "I think that sounds nice."
* "Good, let's get married. I have some free time tomorrow. County courthouse?"