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I want cheap eggs. (media.scored.co)
posted 1 year ago by dudebro on scored.co (+0 / -0 / +54Score on mirror )
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WeimerSolutions on scored.co
1 year ago 1 point (+0 / -0 / +1Score on mirror )
My coworker told me to eat 8 eggs a day to improve my work. I got promoted within 3 months.

At the christmas party, I bragged to the higher ups that I ate 8 eggs a day, they all just glared at me. Awkward silence until one says "Thats it?"

A few months later I invites my manager to a diner and then ate 15 eggs right in front of him. He promoted me on the spot.

Fast foward to now, Im with the CEO and I tell him I eat 20 eggs a day. He just shakes his hhead and says "that's not enough eggs".
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