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I want cheap eggs.
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My coworker told me to eat 8 eggs a day to improve my work. I got promoted within 3 months.
At the christmas party, I bragged to the higher ups that I ate 8 eggs a day, they all just glared at me. Awkward silence until one says "Thats it?"
A few months later I invites my manager to a diner and then ate 15 eggs right in front of him. He promoted me on the spot.
Fast foward to now, Im with the CEO and I tell him I eat 20 eggs a day. He just shakes his hhead and says "that's not enough eggs".
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At the christmas party, I bragged to the higher ups that I ate 8 eggs a day, they all just glared at me. Awkward silence until one says "Thats it?"
A few months later I invites my manager to a diner and then ate 15 eggs right in front of him. He promoted me on the spot.
Fast foward to now, Im with the CEO and I tell him I eat 20 eggs a day. He just shakes his hhead and says "that's not enough eggs".