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Dogs are really useful. Any time someone gets too close to my house the dog goes off. You may think "typical, that's so annoying, the dog is poorly trained, I hate dogs" but the dog is trained specifically to do that and every time she does she earns her keep. I want to relax in my own home but I do not want to be taken unaware by visitors or illdoers of any kind, and so the dog is instrumental to my personal balance of comfort and security.