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Still might need to scale it up to handle the volume. Shipping containers ought to do the trick. Modify them to have a hatch in the roof to drop them into so they can't cry and rush out when depositing more in.

I rather strip the fuckers, chip them, and clean the machine instead of driving a stinking car for the rest of my life. I don't let anyone eat nor smoke in my cars because they're an extension of my house and office. Cleanliness is next to Godliness after all.

 However, I see your point maybe as well as you now see mine. For that reason I think a shotgun would be the logical option.

So lets deliver justice to pedophiles with four shells one to blow off each member, then another to blow the dick off, finally one to the head. Maybe they could be already inside their grave so to minimize the cleanup.

Though you have to admit that's a mouthful. So I'll take a poetical license and keep using the woodchipper.