I was at this mexican joint getting a burrito and I was standing at the counter waiting for my order. This Uber Eats driver rolls up asking to pick up an order for a customer. The fat beaner lady with shitty English says someone picked it up already (aka it got stolen by previous driver). Then she says "I don't wanna sound racist..." and I interrupted her and said "it was a nigger?". She bursts out laughing and says "yes, its morenitos always that steal orders". Like fucking clockwork, I tell you.
I called the dispatch back and said to never send those weed-smoking apes to my house again.