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1 year ago7 points(+0/-0/+7Score on mirror)1 child
I love it. Sorta like Greta Thunberg meets [Frederick Zoller](https://inglouriousbasterds.fandom.com/wiki/Fredrick_Zoller). She is a pot-smoking ecopunk, he is a card-carrying member of a local fascist gang. Randomly crossing paths at a pro-Palestine protest, where he saves her from getting trampled by a mob of Muslims, she finds herself weirdly aroused by his stoic and forceful, yet gentlemanly demeanor.
They exchange numbers and nothing happens for a while, until one night in fall, one of her animals falls ill and needs to go to the vet, but of course she and all of hippie friends are too broke to afford the treatment, and she won't dare ask her parents because she ruined the relationship years ago over her political views on drugs, immigration, and of course Israel.
At her wits end, she makes a public Facebook post asking for donations, which he happens to see by chance and fund in its entirety because he can't stand seeing animals suffer (unless they're niggers). Taken aback by this unusual display of generosity (because of course all of her male friends are permabroke dopeheads who believe money is inherently evil), she asks how she can make it up to him, but he initially says he doesn't want or need anything.
They stay in touch but nothing happens again (other than a few Facebook likes and sarcastic comments) until a few weeks later, when he finds himself in a predicament of his own: his girlfriend broke up with him because she couldn't stand his constant ranting about Jews, but he promised his German parents he'll be home for Christmas and that he is going to introduce his girlfriend to them. Not wanting to appear empty handed before his dad, he invites her to an all expenses paid trip to Germany to be his pretend girlfriend.
Having never been to Europe, she can't pass up this opportunity, and while having a couple too many Glühweins with him and his buddies at the Christmas market, she starts to fall for him, hard. Even though she resents his constant negative remarks about immigrants, seeing first hand how Germany appears to be turning into a majority Muslim country, with Turkish cultural clubs and Döner stands threatening to replace even the last vestiges of its native culture, she wonders if he might have a point, and the world would in fact be better if people stayed in their home countries and worked to improve those instead of going somewhere else for better economic opportunities.
A few days later, drunk AF after Christmas dinner with his parents (which didn't go well because dad immediately smelled the metaphorical patchouli on her and grilled her relentlessly over her liberal views), feeling lonely and isolated, she ends up kissing him and at last they fuck. He tears her apart like a starving wolf who hasn't had meat in six months, but after recovering from the trauma, she finds herself strangely wanting for more.
1 year ago3 points(+0/-0/+3Score on mirror)1 child
Haha thanks man. Honestly, at this point in time, Hallmark might be the whitest TV channel still in existence. Their movie lineup is like 90% straight white couples, with just enough race mixing and quota niggers thrown in to not appear outright racist.
I have to admit I haven't watched any of their movies, just took a look at their lineup. And compared to Netkikes, I certainly feel a lot more represented.
They exchange numbers and nothing happens for a while, until one night in fall, one of her animals falls ill and needs to go to the vet, but of course she and all of hippie friends are too broke to afford the treatment, and she won't dare ask her parents because she ruined the relationship years ago over her political views on drugs, immigration, and of course Israel.
At her wits end, she makes a public Facebook post asking for donations, which he happens to see by chance and fund in its entirety because he can't stand seeing animals suffer (unless they're niggers). Taken aback by this unusual display of generosity (because of course all of her male friends are permabroke dopeheads who believe money is inherently evil), she asks how she can make it up to him, but he initially says he doesn't want or need anything.
They stay in touch but nothing happens again (other than a few Facebook likes and sarcastic comments) until a few weeks later, when he finds himself in a predicament of his own: his girlfriend broke up with him because she couldn't stand his constant ranting about Jews, but he promised his German parents he'll be home for Christmas and that he is going to introduce his girlfriend to them. Not wanting to appear empty handed before his dad, he invites her to an all expenses paid trip to Germany to be his pretend girlfriend.
Having never been to Europe, she can't pass up this opportunity, and while having a couple too many Glühweins with him and his buddies at the Christmas market, she starts to fall for him, hard. Even though she resents his constant negative remarks about immigrants, seeing first hand how Germany appears to be turning into a majority Muslim country, with Turkish cultural clubs and Döner stands threatening to replace even the last vestiges of its native culture, she wonders if he might have a point, and the world would in fact be better if people stayed in their home countries and worked to improve those instead of going somewhere else for better economic opportunities.
A few days later, drunk AF after Christmas dinner with his parents (which didn't go well because dad immediately smelled the metaphorical patchouli on her and grilled her relentlessly over her liberal views), feeling lonely and isolated, she ends up kissing him and at last they fuck. He tears her apart like a starving wolf who hasn't had meat in six months, but after recovering from the trauma, she finds herself strangely wanting for more.
There you go, already did the outline for ya.
> *he can't stand seeing animals suffer (unless they're niggers)*
Perfection.