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Does my bank know that I had an accident?

posted 1 year ago by Conspirologist on scored.co (+0 / -0 / )

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I fell drunk last week and ended in ER. Today I have received an email from my bank, asking if I want an assurance specifically for falling accidents. The email literally says "don't be afraid to fall, get our insurance". This is not a coincidence. I have never received this before. They really know what happened last week from ER.

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Coronelington on scored.co

1 year ago 2 points (+0 / -0 / )

the foolish apostate has a banking accident

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