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"If a monkey comes to your door, don't answer it, instead call 911." (cdn.videy.co)
posted 1 year ago by WeimerSolutions on scored.co (+0 / -0 / +27Score on mirror )
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KyleIsThisTall on scored.co
1 year ago 15 points (+0 / -0 / +15Score on mirror )
At least they got the expert on the story.
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deleted 1 year ago 6 points (+0 / -0 / +6Score on mirror ) 1 child
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ReallyAnnoyed on scored.co
1 year ago 1 point (+0 / -0 / +1Score on mirror )
Ex-scaped
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Brannvesen on scored.co
1 year ago 3 points (+0 / -0 / +3Score on mirror ) 1 child
I always lived in harmony with the local wildlife, what harm could some monkeys possibly do. It's not like a herd of niggers.
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Xachariah on scored.co
1 year ago 3 points (+0 / -0 / +3Score on mirror ) 1 child
They escaped from a bioresearch facility, so they might give you uber-ebola.
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Knight_Of_Saint_John on scored.co
1 year ago 1 point (+0 / -0 / +1Score on mirror ) 1 child
Why are kikes experimenting on poor innocent monkeys?
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el_hoovy on scored.co
1 year ago 2 points (+0 / -0 / +2Score on mirror )
i mean, how else are they going to know what happens when you sedate one, rip out its vocal cords, and lock its head in a cage with bloodsucking sand flies?

[wait, that was beagles.](https://files.catbox.moe/0mr6yo.webp)

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Erase99 on scored.co
1 year ago 2 points (+0 / -0 / +2Score on mirror )
What if they are brought to your country in large numbers for manual labor and there's no 911 or telephones? Who do you call?
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Knight_Of_Saint_John on scored.co
1 year ago 2 points (+0 / -0 / +2Score on mirror )
The nigger is dying of laughter
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Oldpederaulfuerte on scored.co
1 year ago 1 point (+0 / -0 / +1Score on mirror )
My cousin lives there. He saw one driving a hellcat and smoking a grape blunt out in front of the Niggly Wiggly.
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