I can't believe this is real life.
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I drive around suburbia and pick up tons of those paper bags that yuppie fucks fill with leaves every fall. I pile them up, then turn my compost pile on top of them for the winter. The result feeds my garden, which feeds me. Leaves aren't "like" fertilize as suggested in the video, they ARE fertilizer that most people feverishly work to get rid of.