Nice try! [We'll prove the jews are the ancient Israelites using Science!](https://archive.is/oLK5q)
> researchers have already mapped the DNA of ancient Canaanites, showing that they had a strong ancestral connection to modern-day Jewish and Arab populations
Become a jew denier, mere anti-semitism is not enough.
> researchers have already mapped the DNA of ancient Canaanites, showing that they had a strong ancestral connection to modern-day Jewish and Arab populations
...oh. Huh.