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Vlad_The_Impaler on scored.co
1 year ago5 points(+0/-0/+5Score on mirror)2 children
I am always experimenting with various tree varieties to determine which one is best suited for impalement in various conditions. I usually opt for hardwoods so as to not risk a softwood such as a pine splitting or snapping during the impalement.
The perimeter of my property i plant lots of thorn bushes and thick brush to prevent intruders and form a natural perimeter around my property for defensive purposes and privacy.
I present to you the Honey Locust tree. This tree is covered with razor sharp thorns so sharp that you can just throw jews up against it.
For the purposes of an impalement the tree causes excessive damage during insertion and usually rips up the jew's carcass before insertion is completed. It's not suited for long drawn out impalement. The razor sharp thorns rip up and shred the organs and flesh of the jew and they usually bleed out within 12 hours and expire.
The perimeter of my property i plant lots of thorn bushes and thick brush to prevent intruders and form a natural perimeter around my property for defensive purposes and privacy.
I present to you the Honey Locust tree. This tree is covered with razor sharp thorns so sharp that you can just throw jews up against it.
For the purposes of an impalement the tree causes excessive damage during insertion and usually rips up the jew's carcass before insertion is completed. It's not suited for long drawn out impalement. The razor sharp thorns rip up and shred the organs and flesh of the jew and they usually bleed out within 12 hours and expire.
Oh I see, so it's reserved for the "nice" jews then.