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Nintendo moment (media.scored.co)
posted 1 year ago by WitchHunterSiegfried on scored.co (+0 / -0 / +54Score on mirror )
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Dfalt on scored.co
1 year ago 18 points (+0 / -0 / +18Score on mirror ) 3 children
>Alarm clock that watches you while you sleep, needs a constant internet connection for "updates", requires a Nintendo premium subscription not only to run but to even order, and is 100 dollars plus tip.

This has to be the soyest product ever made.
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WitchHunterSiegfried on scored.co
1 year ago 5 points (+0 / -0 / +5Score on mirror )
TBF the subscription is for early accesses, you can also buy it at the Nintendo NYC store, but asides that yes.
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Hoobeejoo on scored.co
1 year ago 1 point (+0 / -0 / +1Score on mirror )
It just screams CONSOOOOOOM!
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Fabius on scored.co
1 year ago 0 points (+0 / -0 ) 3 children
It's for children.
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GoldenInnosStatue on scored.co
1 year ago 7 points (+0 / -0 / +7Score on mirror ) 2 children
children don't have jobs, usually their parents wake them for school

no nigger, this was made for single men who are unironically so soy and so HOPELESS, that they consumed a product tailored for MAN-CHILDREN
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asdfik on scored.co
1 year ago 2 points (+0 / -0 / +2Score on mirror ) 1 child
> usually their parents wake them for school

I woke up and walked to school ur retarded faggot

it was also uphill
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Butttoucha9k on scored.co
1 year ago 2 points (+0 / -0 / +2Score on mirror )
BOTH WAYS
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Fabius on scored.co
1 year ago 1 point (+0 / -0 / +1Score on mirror ) 1 child
You don't have children. What do you know about it? lol
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GoldenInnosStatue on scored.co
1 year ago 2 points (+0 / -0 / +2Score on mirror )
touched a nerve, have i?
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KyleIsThisTall on scored.co
1 year ago 3 points (+0 / -0 / +3Score on mirror )
Because children need to be watched by a corporation's webcam and microphone while they sleep, have their own internet connection, a Nintendo Premium subscription and a digital currency transfer card to purchase, and over $100.
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Dfalt on scored.co
1 year ago 0 points (+0 / -0 )
A $100 clock? No, this is for soylennials with more money than sense.
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Erase99 on scored.co
1 year ago 11 points (+0 / -0 / +11Score on mirror ) 2 children
I'm "alarmed" at the stupidity of any adult who pays $100 for this child's toy.

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I'll see myself out.
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PurestEvil on scored.co
1 year ago 6 points (+0 / -0 / +6Score on mirror ) 2 children
I am not sure this is for children even. It's for infantile idiots.
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You_Are_Based on scored.co
1 year ago 5 points (+0 / -0 / +5Score on mirror )
The collectibles market, formerly known as the toys market :P
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WitchHunterSiegfried on scored.co
1 year ago 3 points (+0 / -0 / +3Score on mirror )
The ad for it had no kids in it too, so adds to that theory.
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BlackPillBot on scored.co
1 year ago 3 points (+0 / -0 / +3Score on mirror )
“I'll see myself out.”

So will the clock.
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ShekelJa on scored.co
1 year ago 5 points (+0 / -0 / +5Score on mirror )
they know their audience
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GoldenInnosStatue on scored.co
1 year ago 5 points (+0 / -0 / +5Score on mirror )
holy fuck that's sad, literally made for SOYIM exclusively
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Butttoucha9k on scored.co
1 year ago 4 points (+0 / -0 / +4Score on mirror )
I cant wait to hack these and make them yell nigger.
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