Rumor has it that the final emperor of China had great difficulty doing anything by himself after he no longer had servants to do all chores and all other trivial things for him.
"Puyi had never brushed his teeth or tied his own shoelaces once in his life and had to do these basic tasks in prison, subjecting him to the ridicule of other prisoners."
"Puyi was a very clumsy man who invariably forgot to close doors behind him, forgot to flush the toilet, forgot to turn the tap off after washing his hands, had a genius for creating an instant, disorderly mess around him."
"Puyi had been so used to having his needs catered to that he never entirely learned how to function on his own."
it's actually really easy to drink out of the side of a pitcher just like a mug without spilling all over yourself (friends and I used to do it at a gathering-type event we frequented as a joke), that nigger is even more retarded than you think