minecraft was such a good game pre 2016
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* White man has to build civilization by himself
* Constantly harassed by desert-dwelling explosive creatures
* Big-nosed villagers constantly rubbing their hands give you bad deals
* Golems are loyal to the villagers, even if they were created by the player
* Tall black creatures steal your blocks and attack you if you look directly at them
* Literally called "Mein Kraft"
* Constantly harassed by desert-dwelling explosive creatures
* Big-nosed villagers constantly rubbing their hands give you bad deals
* Golems are loyal to the villagers, even if they were created by the player
* Tall black creatures steal your blocks and attack you if you look directly at them
* Literally called "Mein Kraft"
> be Notch, 2008
> in a sea of unoriginal video games that are copies of either Halo, COD, or Assassin's Creed, take your original idea and bring it to life
> work ass of for 2 years solo as an indie dev, independently building out your game where a solo man takes on the unknown in a cold and lonely world he knows nothing about
> sell game by yourself, refuse to let Steam take a 30% cut
> fast forward to 2011, game begins to catch fire, your first fans being young boys eager for adventure, freedom, and challenge in a world that no longer offers them these needs
> fast forward to 2014 and your game has taken over the world, completely changing the landscape of gaming forever
> women and minorities see your success and begin applying to work for your company, unable to create something remotely close on their own
> women and minorities begin demanding representation in game and in the design room
> what once was a game about a stoic lonely man surviving has now become a game for women to safely building pink flower houses with no challenge
> default Steve skin is not representative enough of the women and minorities that demand representation in a game that they do not understand and is not about them
> default skins now include niggers and women
> sit back as a now billionaire and realize how parasitic non-Whites and professional White women are
> start calling people niggers and kikes on Twitter
Source: I was a big-time minecraft autist in 2014, one of the first things I tried to do with the game was mod it.