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"Turtles often associate the color black with potential threats, particularly because many of their natural predators are dark-colored"

Same, buddy. Same

Uberturtle

So fucking sick of blacks

For this adventure, your battle buddy shall be the mighty turtle.

No one expects the home defense turtle.

They may have turned our frogs gay, but at least we kept our turtles racist.

Um, hello? Based department?

“FUCK THESE NiGGER SHOES!”

i like tewtles