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Her father (a white Chad-ly man) was complaining about having to do something at work he hates to do and I jokingly told my wife the jews are making him do it.

She replied back saying what should we do about it?

I said total jew death.

She said “I knew you were going to say that”.

I asked her how she knew?!

She replied “cause I was thinking it too”.

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PolandCanIntoSpace on scored.co
1 year ago 5 points (+0 / -0 / +5Score on mirror ) 1 child
I have a similar one with my wife. We bought one of those thermomix machines and she was making some recipe - I think mulled wine or something because it required a 750ml of red wine. She pulled a random wine bottle out (we get all sorts of wine as gifts/bribes because she's a doctor), pours out the whole bottle and the thermomix only registered 690ml or something like that. She's all wtf and then reads the bottle and understands what's wrong. "Product of Israel".
Knight_Of_Saint_John on scored.co
1 year ago 5 points (+0 / -0 / +5Score on mirror ) 1 child
Was the wine even drinkable? Or was it pure rat poison?
PolandCanIntoSpace on scored.co
1 year ago 3 points (+0 / -0 / +3Score on mirror )
I wouldn't have tried it prior to the recipe so I couldn't tell you but honestly when you are making mulled wine once you put all the shit from the recipe into it (cloves, anise, oranges, brandy etc) and heat it up it all really tastes the same. There wasn't much difference I ever tasted between using cheap shit wine vs good expensive wine. My go-to for it is a bulgarian wine called Varna that costs maybe like 5-6 euros. There's no sense wasting "good" wine on it because all the other stuff in it dominates the flavour.
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