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posted 1 year ago by PopularCancer on scored.co (+0 / -0 / +38Score on mirror )
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devotech2 on scored.co
1 year ago 15 points (+0 / -0 / +15Score on mirror ) 2 children
"Let's cook it with the fur still on it because we're retarded niggers, mmmm burnt hair. Platinum. Smell it throo the phone. Wypipo dont seezun dey cat"
ProtestingJogger on scored.co
1 year ago 2 points (+0 / -0 / +2Score on mirror )
Why people don't season they cat! A form of new seasoning police.
KyleIsThisTall on scored.co
1 year ago 2 points (+0 / -0 / +2Score on mirror ) 1 child
Are you aware how hogs are prepared? Because they burn off the hair (or scald it with slightly basic water)
devotech2 on scored.co
1 year ago 6 points (+0 / -0 / +6Score on mirror )
It's obvious that they didn't even burn *off* the hair here, they just cooked it straight up with the hair still on it. Plus hogs have their fur scorched off to use the skin for cracklins/chicharrones/rinds. Pig skin has a shit ton of nutrients, especially fat that makes it taste good. Beef skin, for instance, has little fat so it's not very useful as food, but tanned for leather it is. Chicken skin is also fatty and full of nutrients which is why you pluck a chicken instead of skinning it

*Cat skin* would probably have the consistency of rubber and the taste of nothing, and be nutrient-void. It's entirely muscle. Cats are very muscular animals, pound for pound felines probably have the most muscle in the entire "mammalian kingdom" and the lowest body fat. There is also no fat to "insulate" the skin against the wonderful flavor of burnt hair like there is with a pig. There is literally no reason whatsoever to keep the skin, it would be nearly unusable. So you're just ruining the already very sketchy and nutrient-void meat by adding burnt hair flavor to it. Every healthy feline has a very solid and robust musculature. Fluffy from across the street doesn't count, but the stray Cat does as well as a lion or a tiger.

And *this* Cat doesn't even have well developed muscles. It's obviously malnourished because it was tragically unfortunate enough to be born in fucking Haiti (I'd rather be born in China as a cat 1 million times over). Nothing there except bone. The calorie expenditure to even cook it will be more than the meat is worth.

Tldr niggers are fucking retarded. My suggestion for Haitian TND is to feed them to lions for an ironic twist.
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