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It's rare to find something were America performs better nowadays, but this is a great example of that. Ironically, it does look like the success here is a side effect of the failures in goyball arena designs as well as infrastructure in general.

See, when Americans go to see goyball, everyone has to drive their own car to the arena, there's a huge parking lot and shuttle buses. Everyone knows it's gonna take hours to get inside and nobody drinks because you gotta be sober to drive. After the game ends it takes 4-6 hours for everyone to leave. I believe there's a whole culture of eating in the parking lot afterwards. So basically, everyone is patient, sober and behaves well.

Now, in European countries goyball games are different, the arena is usually in a big city and the vast majority of goyball fans will arrive by mass transit. This means every 2-5 minutes a train of 500-1000 people will arrive and dump them off, and then they all must move on before the next load arrives. Since almost none of these people have to drive they may already be drunk on arrival.

Then the game starts, alcohol is served at the arena, ironically arenas were the first place to introduce contactless payments to make it easy for a lot of people to get as drunk as possible.

After the game, everyone is drunk, half the crowd is celebrating the win and the other half are very angry over the loss. Riot cops now have to use all the resources they have to keep these fans segregated as they leave the arena. We're now talking 50k people flooding the city in a matter of minutes, all very drunk and very angry. Of course there will be riots.

Goyball is literally the modern day version of bread and circuses.