Minorities (also non-whites coping in the comments)
(twitter.com)
Me after the company announced they wanted to hire equally: You're going to have to hire a hell of a lot more Chinese and Indians if you want equity. You've got to fire all of us white people too, as there's a lot more than 8% of us. Those jews over there -- you have to get rid of them as well. This guy is from Turkey. Even having one turk in our company is too many, unless we have 1,000 people on the team.