I was confused when Trump nearly missed getting head shot. Prior to that I thought his luck was by the devil, but only God can withhold the angel of death.
Then it occurred to me. This asshole is literally the average American impersonated. Cowardly, materialistic, vain, stupid, vaguely nationalistic but upon closer inspection appears to hate the white race, Christian in name only. The Christians in this country pray incessantly to God for this clown to rule over them. God answers the prayer.
The Volcano Demon will make sure mr Jewnald Trump survives long enough to be useful to the jews once more...