1. Your people cannot say or write "God" and must instead write "G-d" to censor it.
2. Like a vampire, your people are offended by the crucifix and work to remove it from public places. Your people refuse to write the "+" sign because it resembles a cross too much.
3. Your people mutilate and molest babies.
4. Your people only eat abused animals and have inspectors to ensure animals are *properly* abused so that you can eat them.
5. Your people have secret underground lairs beneath DC and NYC.
Go talk to an average normie about how fucked up factory farms are and they'll make fun of you simply because of the association with "muh PETA".