1. Your people cannot say or write "God" and must instead write "G-d" to censor it.
2. Like a vampire, your people are offended by the crucifix and work to remove it from public places. Your people refuse to write the "+" sign because it resembles a cross too much.
3. Your people mutilate and molest babies.
4. Your people only eat abused animals and have inspectors to ensure animals are *properly* abused so that you can eat them.
5. Your people have secret underground lairs beneath DC and NYC.
>In spite of this are you genuinely convinced that you're the one who's been wronged and it's everyone else to blame?
Congratulations! You're the synagogue of satan!