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1. Your people cannot say or write "God" and must instead write "G-d" to censor it.

2. Like a vampire, your people are offended by the crucifix and work to remove it from public places. Your people refuse to write the "+" sign because it resembles a cross too much.

3. Your people mutilate and molest babies.

4. Your people only eat abused animals and have inspectors to ensure animals are *properly* abused so that you can eat them.

5. Your people have secret underground lairs beneath DC and NYC.

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Vlad_The_Impaler on scored.co
1 year ago 3 points (+0 / -0 / +3Score on mirror )
Please never insult vampires by comparing us to jew goblins. We are far more noble creatures. Vampires being scared of crucifixes is just Hollywood myth. We prefer to never feed on Christians. Hence the confusion. We usually just drink from gypsies.
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