1. Your people cannot say or write "God" and must instead write "G-d" to censor it.
2. Like a vampire, your people are offended by the crucifix and work to remove it from public places. Your people refuse to write the "+" sign because it resembles a cross too much.
3. Your people mutilate and molest babies.
4. Your people only eat abused animals and have inspectors to ensure animals are *properly* abused so that you can eat them.
5. Your people have secret underground lairs beneath DC and NYC.
I didnt even believe it when I read the article, so I watched a short documentary and still didnt believe it. I regrettably found and watched a video of the practice in action. I can confirm it is real and it is worse than I described.
And this is from someone who'd seen videos from PETA of chickens and cows in cramped spaces, urging me to not eat meat anymore. It immediately clicked that all these organizations are connected.
They'll never mention what specific practices he targeted though.