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Disney was once wholesome and based, but is now woke. Now that they've ruined Star Wars, they've run out of ideas so they are doing live-action remakes of their animated films. Next up is Snow White.

Snow White is an old German fairy tale that like so many others, was first written and published by the Brothers Grimm. An Evil Queen sets out to murder her step-daughter because of her beauty and her pale or "fair" skin. She ends up being rescued by seven dwarves. These dwarves are not merely short humans, but are a race from Germanic mythology known for being stonemasons and craftsmen.

Disney, of course, just threw all that out the window. They cast Rachel Zegler to play Snow White. Rather than having fair skin, she's a Colombian mulatta. The Evil Queen is played by Gal Gadot, an Israeli Jew.

And the dwarves, well Disney decided having midgets play them would be to politically incorrect so they used really bad CGI to depict them. It's so bad the CGI would've been out of place in 1999. Funnily enough, most of the CGI dwarves have suspiciously large noses.

I wonder what's next for Disney. Are they going to make a "Little Red Riding Hood" movie and cast a Muslim in a red hijab as the titular character?