Citizen. Your Slop Has Arrived
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An understatement in 2024.
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Imagine living someplace like that and ordering fast food.
"Oh boy! My squashed, room-temperature chicken sandwich is here!"
"Oh boy! My squashed, room-temperature chicken sandwich is here!"
I like to imagine that thing is heated or at least insulted well.
It's one of those places were it takes 30-60 minutes to drive to the slop joint, and that's outside of rush hour. This thing uses the same roads but goes at very low speed all the time. Imagine a McBurger that's been sitting in a heated box for 12 hours. More disgusting than freshly made slop.
Its clearly on the side of the road. No restaurant will deliver beyond 20m away. Most less like 15m. Even with a robot, they still wouldnt cater to someone that far away and lose other customers. This response seems like you never ordered a pizza before.
I never ordered delivery pizza, back in the days I still ate trash food the restaurant was within walking distance. Nowadays I just don't eat slop, but they also wouldn't deliver to my location, I'm simply too far away from nearest slop restaurant.
So pizza delivery drivers have these insulated bags fitted for pizza boxes. It works really well, especially since the pizza usually gets put into it within seconds of coming out of the oven. The heat doesn't have anywhere to go. When the driver arrives and opens the bag, steam comes out hot enough to burn you.
At worst, delivery can take 2 hours depending on time of day. But that doesnt mean the food sat for 2 hours, it means other others have to be cooked first. The food is just as hot and fresh as it is when it arrives within 20 minutes.
If the food delivery industry was anywhere near how you described it, it wouldnt exist long bc no one wants cold slop lol
At worst, delivery can take 2 hours depending on time of day. But that doesnt mean the food sat for 2 hours, it means other others have to be cooked first. The food is just as hot and fresh as it is when it arrives within 20 minutes.
If the food delivery industry was anywhere near how you described it, it wouldnt exist long bc no one wants cold slop lol
Look at him showing his app to the camera, then the stuff. Almost as if the thing is remotely driven by a pajeet with no automation at all.
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I think this is pretty cool, even though no one else here holds that opinion.
Part of a rural life is to not have access to any of the big city services. This is what makes rural life cheaper, which means you don't have to work for schlomo, only for yourself.