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I'm from Romania

I lived my childhood as captive of Ottoman sultan

I was eventually released soon after my father was assassinated.

I spent the next couple decades impaling thousands of Ottoman goat fuckers and saving Europe Christendom from Ottoman goat fucker rapist invasion.

I dealt with much betrayal and the Sultan was relentless going after me.

We found a doppelganger, screwed the lad's head off and sent it to the sultan who accepted it as word/proof of my death.

How I became a vampire is classified intel.