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posted 9 months ago by Formerlurker92 on scored.co (+0 / -0 / +124Score on mirror )
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NoticingSomeNoses on scored.co
9 months ago 52 points (+0 / -0 / +52Score on mirror ) 8 children
Give them all the batteries you want, they won't use them. Changing them out would require actual work, which is lethal to Chirp-Americans.
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defaultskin on scored.co
9 months ago 34 points (+0 / -0 / +34Score on mirror ) 1 child
um, i don't know if you're just trolling or you're a real racist shitlord, but it's "People Of Sound", or POS for short. be better.
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NoticingSomeNoses on scored.co
9 months ago 15 points (+0 / -0 / +15Score on mirror )
I'm a proud, classically-trained racist and Master Level noticer, thanks.
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PraiseBeToScience on scored.co
9 months ago 6 points (+0 / -0 / +6Score on mirror ) 1 child
Don't give them ideas, they'll start using the tax money to pay a professional electrician to go change the battery for them.
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zmasskull on scored.co
9 months ago 3 points (+0 / -0 / +3Score on mirror )
Think of all the "falling off chairs,bar stools..ect" vids we would be seeing.

**Win!Win!**
when_we_win_remember on scored.co
9 months ago 1 point (+0 / -0 / +1Score on mirror )
Well they'd need to hand out ladders at the very least.
captain-shitpost on scored.co
9 months ago 1 point (+0 / -0 / +1Score on mirror )
came to say this, glad it's the top comment.

and it's not just that it takes work to change it. many of them are too stupid to recognize what that beeping sound means, or how to change it.
myke on scored.co
9 months ago 0 points (+0 / -0 )
They'll sell em. I promise you, they'll sell them.
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Enygger_Tzu on scored.co
9 months ago 15 points (+0 / -0 / +15Score on mirror ) 2 children
Are you sure this is not satire?
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RichardKimball on scored.co
9 months ago 10 points (+0 / -0 / +10Score on mirror ) 1 child
Remember when we thought midnight basketball leagues were satire?
when_we_win_remember on scored.co
9 months ago 9 points (+0 / -0 / +9Score on mirror ) 2 children
wth is a midnight basketball league?
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RichardKimball on scored.co
9 months ago 19 points (+0 / -0 / +19Score on mirror ) 3 children
May not be a thing anymore, but a lot of big cities decided that the reason for high crime rates was the kids who were out all night didn't have anything to do. They started midnight basketball leagues and dumped a lot of money into it.
Lots of fights and shootings. I know, hard to imagine.
It quietly went away.
Monky on scored.co
9 months ago 7 points (+0 / -0 / +7Score on mirror )
Basketball Americans.
fuckyoupelosi on scored.co
9 months ago 5 points (+0 / -0 / +5Score on mirror ) 2 children
We should be promoting it more, hell giveaway free guns to attend
GloboHomoErectus on scored.co
9 months ago 4 points (+0 / -0 / +4Score on mirror )
Weld the doors shut while we are at it until one man survives, give him a watermelon for winning and then hang him from the hoop.
ItsOkayToBeWight on scored.co
9 months ago 2 points (+0 / -0 / +2Score on mirror )
We should promote midnight swimming events.
myke on scored.co
9 months ago 1 point (+0 / -0 / +1Score on mirror )
Just like monkeypox.
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JewNitedStates on scored.co
9 months ago 8 points (+0 / -0 / +8Score on mirror ) 1 child
CHIRP act?
It's satire, guys.
NoticingSomeNoses on scored.co
9 months ago 0 points (+0 / -0 )
It is but a lot of times they do give bills these cutesy names with acronyms related to whatever the topic may be.
zmasskull on scored.co
9 months ago 6 points (+0 / -0 / +6Score on mirror ) 1 child
Lo-income housing= Section 8.
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A_Russian_Wall on scored.co
9 months ago 10 points (+0 / -0 / +10Score on mirror )
Section Ape
fuckyoupelosi on scored.co
9 months ago 3 points (+0 / -0 / +3Score on mirror )
No way this is real lmao
HEXEN on scored.co
9 months ago 2 points (+0 / -0 / +2Score on mirror )
That's modern america.

You're stupid = you get moeny
wankingisgay on scored.co
9 months ago 2 points (+0 / -0 / +2Score on mirror )
This reads like a shitpost from this board
RoulerBleu on scored.co
9 months ago 2 points (+0 / -0 / +2Score on mirror )
Funny, but I assume it's satyre. Web search dosen't bring this up.

( The meme of Blacks being oblivious to the smoke detector low battery signal is based in reality though. )
ItsOkayToBeWight on scored.co
9 months ago 1 point (+0 / -0 / +1Score on mirror )
Babying these niggers from cradle to grave.

Also how much will these batteries cost the taxpayer? $90 each?
Feelsgood2020 on scored.co
9 months ago 1 point (+0 / -0 / +1Score on mirror )
When will we regain representation of our people? Why was it given up voluntarily?
BringTheCat789 on scored.co
9 months ago 1 point (+0 / -0 / +1Score on mirror )
I'm hearing this is satire, but I can't be bothered to look it up. The fact that it's so believable makes my point enough.

This type of thing is the result of starting with the conclusion that "all races are equal" and then going backwards from there. We are told all races are equal and cannot question that for any reason. Thus, whenever we see anything that points to the races not being equal, we have to come up with a bogus explanation which turns into a bogus solution. And the bogus explanation always must be that it's our fault. Case in point, niggers being too lazy to change a 9V is actually niggers not being able to afford a new 9V because of historic oppression.

The whole thing is the epitome of trying to define reality based on your feelings.
brillo on scored.co
9 months ago 1 point (+0 / -0 / +1Score on mirror )
They'll sell the batteries for crack
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Needmorepopcorn on scored.co
9 months ago 1 point (+0 / -0 / +1Score on mirror )
Only in America can a White male be interviewed by a sheboon and hear the chirp.
9 months ago 0 points (+0 / -0 )
$1.25 plus tax represents a small fraction of a minimum wagers wage. No free batteries are needed
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